Donald leci do Waszyngtonu

- Good morning, gentlemen. Mr Grass, would you leave us alone for a minute?

- It’s Graś, Mr President.

- As I said, Mr Grass, would you please leave us alone for a minute.
  This is for Mr Tusk only. 

- Bat, mister prezidęt, aj not kłajt polisz maj inglisz…

- You will do fine, Donald. 
   Please have a look at these.

- Fotos? Słit fotki? For majself? Sękju, sękju…

- Not quite.
  Satellite ones, a few years old now, but interesting all the same.

- Scheisse!!!

- I beg your pardon?

- Ich muß Frau Kanzlerin sofort anrufen!

- I don’t speak German. Please sit down.
  I said, sit down!!
  Down!!!