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Najlepsze teksty kowbojów. Żeby nie było wątpliwości, że nie są de beściakami. W szczególności Bebopowcy (jako naciągani kowboje ;) ), Bezimienny we wszystkich Clintowych wcieleniach i współczesny kowboj porucznik John McClane.

You know the first rule of combat? Shoot them before they shoot you. (Faye, Cowboy Bebop the Series)

Damn it! Morons don't learn until they die! (Faye, Cowboy Bebop)

I started wailing the blues when the doctor whacked my bottom on the day I was born. (Jet Black, Cowboy Bebop the Series)

I love a woman who can kick my ass. (Spike, Cowboy Bebop)

Elektra: Don't lay a hand on him!
Spike: How about a foot? (Cowboy Bebop)

You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. (Bezimienny, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly)

Bezimienny: One, two, three, four, five, and six. Six, the perfect number.
Angel Eyes: I thought three was the perfect number.
Bezimienny: I've got six more bullets in my gun. (The Good, The Bad and The Ugly)

Every gun makes its own tune. (Bezimienny, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly)

When a man with .45 meets a man with a rifle, you said, the man with a pistol's a dead man. Let's see if that's true. Go ahead, load up and shoot. (Bezimienny, Fistful of Dollars)

Now some men goes for women, and some men goes for boys. But My love's warm and beautiful, and makes a baah-ing noise. (piosenka z Straw Dogs)

Whoo-ee! This is better than a hog-killing! (Ross, The Wild Bunch)

You'll just end up like all the other gringos - drinkin' tequila, shittin' out chili peppers, & waitin' fer... nothin'. (Luke, Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid)

Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges. (Gold Hat, The Treasure of Sierra Madre)

God better have mercy on you. You won't get any from me. (Szeryf z The Ox-Bow Incident)

Strawberry Alice: You just kicked the shit out of an innocent man.
Little Bill Taggert: Innocent? Innocent of what? (Unforgiven)

If he'd just pay me what he's spending to make me stop robbing him, I'd stop robbing him. (Butch Cassidy, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid)

You want that gun, pick it up. I wish you would. (John T. Chance, Rio Bravo)

Wyatt Earp: How are you?
Doc Holliday: I'm dying, how are you? (Tombstone)

Wyatt Earp: Well, I'll be damned.
Doc Holliday: You may indeed, if you get lucky. (Tombstone)

You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed? (Wyatt Earp, Tombstone)

Alex, if you stay they're gonna kill you. And then I'm gonna have to to go around and kill all the guys who killed you. That's a lot of killing. (Will, Young Guns)

Szeryf: Well, wait a minute, wait, wait for me!
Cole: Why? (El Dorado)

Cole: Either one of ya know a fast way to sober a man up?
Bull Harris: A bunch of howlin' indians out for hair'll do it quicker'n anything I know. (El Dorado)

He's a good gun, and we aren't heading for a church social. (Chris, The Magnificent Seven)

There's always a man faster on the draw than you are, and the more you use a gun, the sooner you're gonna run into that man. (Szeryf, Gunfight at the O.K. Corral)

Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie? (Josey Wales, The Outlaw Josey Wales)

Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast. (Josey Wales, The Outlaw Josey Wales)

I jakżeby mogło się obyć bez:

Yeepee kay-yeah, motherfucker! (John McClane, Szklana pułapka)

I jak tu niepoprawnie politycznie nie kochać dobrego westernu?


Dedykacja dla Artura M. Nicponia, salonowego rewolwerowca. BANG!


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